I decided last night it was only fitting I approach a menswear #look with utmost sincerity. And by that I mean dressing myself entirely out of Austin’s closet.
Single ladies, ask yourselves: do I want a super tall man or do I want to double my wardrobe?
Austin is 5’8, 2 inches taller than me, and about 25 pounds heavier. Little did I know, his proportions are not only conducive to a superior personality, but they are my perfect match for clothes-sharing. His stuff is satisfyingly baggy on me without looking like a costume.
I can’t believe it took me this long to realize I could dress myself entirely in his clothes.
I wish I could convey to you how pleased he is with this discovery.
The shoes are my own, but he has the same exact ones in a larger size so they seemed like the only fair option.
I’d consider going out and buying a pair of these tapered chinos for myself if Austin didn’t already have them in 5 colors.
Did I look exactly like all the guys in my office in this getup? Yes, yes I did. Did this please me? What do you think?!
Ladieeeeeeeees, want to date me? I’d consider a side chick.